Don't you hate it when your father steals your kidney? On J.J. Abrams' hit TV show Lost, Anthony Cooper, John Locke's biological father, befriends his estranged son and pretends to be the loving, caring dad he never had. Locke, happy to finally have his father in his life, agrees to give the dialysis-addled Cooper a kidney. After the surgery, Cooper ditches his son and continues on with his life as a conman. But he occasionally calls on Locke whenever he needs help with something important. You know, like collecting the insurance money after faking his own death.